Sunday, 9 January 2011


One of those jokes that people e-mail each other:
After shop- and restaurant-related turmoil, Portugal sent the following message to China:
"You bloody sellers of things at incredibly reasonable prices, we declare war! We have 85 tanks, 27 fighters, 4 ships, 2 submarines and 5221 soldiers."
China replied:
"We accept your declaration. We have 38000 tanks, 16000 aeroplanes, 790 ships, 455 submarines and 300 million soldiers."
Portugal retorted:
"We withdraw our declaration of war. We have no way to house so many prisoners."

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