After shop- and restaurant-related turmoil, Portugal sent the following message to China:
"You bloody sellers of things at incredibly reasonable prices, we declare war! We have 85 tanks, 27 fighters, 4 ships, 2 submarines and 5221 soldiers."
"We accept your declaration. We have 38000 tanks, 16000 aeroplanes, 790 ships, 455 submarines and 300 million soldiers."
"We withdraw our declaration of war. We have no way to house so many prisoners."