Thursday, 17 December 2009

Monday, 17 August 2009

If Only It Were This Easy

'I am warning you! This is the last time I will tell you this!'
'Finally! Stop bugging me!'

Tuesday, 2 June 2009

A Little Joke From Overseas

A married couple go on holiday, their plane crashes and they find themselves stranded on a deserted island; the plane had been going in the wrong direction for hours before crashing so there was no chance of discovery (why does this sound familiar?).

After recovering from the shock, helping the other survivors &c. the husband turns to the wife and asks, ‘Dear, did you remember to mail our taxes to the IRS?’

‘Sorry, dear, I forgot.’

The husband kisses his wife like he hadn’t done in years, then says, ‘They will find us!’

Friday, 13 March 2009

Ha!

I am on a roll...
So here is another blog, a blog for funny stuff, and cute stuff, and other stuff as well.
And here is a canary, drinking from the tap.