Tuesday, 4 December 2012

Friday, 21 September 2012

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

Si Hoc Legere Scis...

... nimium eruditionis habes.

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

In A Democracy...

In a democracy it is your vote that counts; in feudalism it is your count that votes.

Sunday, 9 January 2011


One of those jokes that people e-mail each other:
After shop- and restaurant-related turmoil, Portugal sent the following message to China:
"You bloody sellers of things at incredibly reasonable prices, we declare war! We have 85 tanks, 27 fighters, 4 ships, 2 submarines and 5221 soldiers."
China replied:
"We accept your declaration. We have 38000 tanks, 16000 aeroplanes, 790 ships, 455 submarines and 300 million soldiers."
Portugal retorted:
"We withdraw our declaration of war. We have no way to house so many prisoners."

Tuesday, 30 November 2010

Saturday, 16 October 2010

Once Upon A Time...

... two men were imprisoned for conspiring to have stupid and incompetent people see the emperor naked; they lived unhappily ever after.
The End